by Robert Scotchi
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If you have read any of my movie reviews over the years, you will notice the same amazing style that all my wife, children, parents and best friends have chosen before I urge me to see a professional for broad cognitive behavioral therapy. I Love Bad movies – I really adore it because it is very easy to criticize art, even when many people devote their time and energy very terrible. After watching the year 2002 Ballistas: Ecks versus severI think I have finally hit the collapse point because this film has no single quality to recover I can think of (artistic, commercial or other), and I am still not sure of what is going on around the movie.

I love bad films because I admire anyone who pushes their suspicion of life. Most of us say we can do this better, but the fact is that we cannot. However, in case Ballistas: Ecks versus severI am ready to re -evaluate my position on this issue.

To write these lines, Ballistas: Ecks versus sever It has been classified as the worst movie that has been reviewed ever Spoiled tomatoes. It is not only that the film has a 0 percent embarrassment. Rather, it has maintained this distant evaluation through 118 unique reviews, which makes it correct. Punishable From the senses and your sensitivity in every way that can be imagined.

What is the point?

I watched Ballistas: Ecks versus sever Once in normal speed, read the entire plot on Wikipedia and IMDB, and watch it for the second time at a speed of 2x while reading with the plot, and you still don’t know what is happening in this hell in this 70 million dollars. I may see it again just to try to understand it before throwing my hand and became a religious man because I never felt it in my entire life, and I need this again to be a productive member of society.

The alleged plot

Ballistas: Ecks versus sever It begins somewhat coherent when you get to know the characters of the movie.

First, we learned Sper (Lucy Liu), A Chinese orphan girl who was recruited by the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) and was trained in adulthood to be mercenaries without a heart, but she has high skills before separation in the end as a worker who has been declared for unannounced reasons. Sever Michael Gant (Aidan Drummond), son of DIA, Robert Gantt (Greg Henry), is kidnapped for unpopular reasons as well. Former FBI agent Jeremiah Eucks (Antonio BandrasHe is asked to get out of retirement to follow the GANT case, but he has an interest, as the FBI left after his wife’s death in a car bombing.

The reason that the GANT case is very important is that Robert planted a biological weapon known as Softkill in Michael so that he can smuggle technology to the United States. How do Softkill work, ask? Well, it is a microscopic nanopot that can cause a heart attack or stroke when pressing a button, which is exactly the type of thing you do not want I put in your child.

It is increasingly displayed in its contract between the paid and budget work sequences, Ballistas: Ecks versus sever It passes through most of the tired action films that one expects. It is not only the status of both Ekss and Sever their differences aside when they learn that they are fighting against a common enemy, but they are also chasing their past, and an hour beats so that they can save today from a certain destruction, but only after emptying an unimaginable amount of tours in their opposition while He always escapes from death relatively safe.

I do not give you any points, and you are not mercy on your soul

After viewing Ballistas: Ecks versus severI immediately called my friend, who recommended watching it in the first place. For one second, I actually thought that Softkill had been planted in the spine during my sleep, and that I was suffering from a stroke while exposing 91 minutes of the torment of a person after someone operated Killswitch. After a lengthy conversation from the heart to the heart where I collapsed in sight, I was told, because of my satisfaction, that my experience was not the problem of “I”, but rather the result of finding, and trying to understand, the worst real movie ever.

Although I am still wondering whether the smell of burning bread will crawl me in the end, which makes me uncovering and in the care of the elderly, I feel comfortable to know that I can finally start recovery after watching Ballstate: Eucks vs. to cut.

If you want to have an unparalleled existential crisis while watching a quantity of explosions that stimulate migraines control your sense of your presence, you can rent the address upon request Main Video (Super availability on the site), or Google Play As of this writing.